When a teacher wears black court shoes, it shows that she has high discipline. Black court shoes are probably the ugliest shoes ever regretfully designed, hence it requires a lot of willpower to wear them. When students see that a teacher wears these abomination of shoes, they would be inspired to be as disciplined as their teacher - to not play truant again or actually do their homework.
2. It promotes intelligence
The design of such shoes is a work of art. Its craftsmanship, and the complexity of it compels students to unlock their ability to think critically. Research has shown that students excelled in most of their papers in their national exams, thanks to their teachers who wore black court shoes to class. The only paper they did poorly, and even failed was English Language.
3. It boosts creativity
The rich, black colour of the shoes can spark every student's inner Van Gogh. Teenagers are rebels at heart. Looking at their teacher's black shoes everyday enables them to rebel against monochromatism, hence an outside-the-box artisan is born.
4. It encourages motivation
The heels of black court shoes are only 1 to 2 inches high. It is a metaphor for life. It symbolises the heights in life that students should go beyond. Upon seeing that their teachers are only able to wear heels of 2 inches high, is motivation enough for students to work hard, get a degree, get a masters degree and finally a PhD, and not become a teacher.
5. It protects students' emotional well-being
Toes are fucking ugly. You can give it a pedicure and put flowers on it, yet they will still look damn ugly. Students do not need to see the most naturally disfigured part of their teacher's body. Covering them up saves them from early scars of life. Since the enforcement of black court shoes on teachers in school, teen suicide rate has dramatically dropped. True story.
What are the risks of teachers wearing colourful, gorgeous, fashionable, fun, more-than-2-inches, non-court-shoes shoes to class on students?
Brain damage, moral decay and devil worship.
In conclusion, be a good teacher. Only wear black court shoes to work. Our generation deserves it.