Saturday, July 27, 2013

Achievement Unlocked: Got A Smartphone - Now I Can Be As Annoying As All Of You


A week ago, I was probably the only savage who uses this prehistoric tool.


Today, I'm officially an I-Fag.


The plan of course was to get a smartphone way better than any of you (by waiting for the next gen smartphones end of this year), but I got a deal I can't resist, at a super steal price.  To be more precise, just a quarter of the actual price.  How? That's a secret I'll never tell.  Nah, I'm kidding.  I bought a faulty secondhand phone (with a little help from someone who loves me enough) and sent it for repair under its warranty.  And as Apple's policy, they sent me a new set.  Ain't I one lucky beeyotch?

Anyway, when I first got it, this was the reaction of my friends.


It's like I won in the Olympics, had a baby or got resurrected from the dead.

Then the Samsung vs Apple argument started almost immediately.  I'm not going to get into that 'coz I know whatever valid arguments we have against each other, we have already decided not to listen to each other.  Plus when you have already blown more than half of your one month's pay, you'd be damned not to cave in to regrets.  Except for me of course.  Steal price baby.

With that being said, after fondling my mom's Note 2 and comparing it with this phone, Apple wins a hundred times. *flies away*

Anyway, finally I get to be as annoying as all of you techie social bitches.

I get to post extreme retouched selfie's anytime of the day.


I get to upload photos of my babies.  Fur-babies, in my case.  That's Gabbie by the way.


I get to bore you with details of my daily life.


I get to camwhore at inappropriate places.


I get to unnecessarily tell you all the places that I go.


And then I get to do the number one activity that most smartphone users do with their highly advance gadgets.


Post about my food! Though in this picture, I only remembered to snap pictures of my food when I was half way done eating.

Am I missing any more practices? Do let me know 'coz I'm still new with this alien technology.

I'm totally loving this phone, but I only have one problem with it:


Monday, July 8, 2013

New Pup On The Block


YES WE HAVE ANOTHER PUPPY IN DA HOUSE!

She's actually family.  How family?

She's Sookie's grand-puppy.

I present to you, her mini-me, Gabbie:




And that is Grandma Sookie at the background!

We named her Gabbie 'coz her doe eyes are quite to our beloved pup who passed too young, Gabby:



It's only been two days with her, yet she's grown so friendly with us humans.


Now I have Sookie, AND her little mini-me.


DOUBLE CUTENESS OF INFINITE JOY IN DA HOUSE!

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

I'M GOING TO A FALL OUT BOY CONCERT!


They will perform live in Fort Canning Park, Singapore on 6th August 2013.

AND I'M SO GOING TO BE FUCKING THERE!


I JUST HAVE TO SHOUT IT OUT TO THE WHOLE WORLD!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

This is my first ever live international rock concert I'll attend at a ripe age of 26 (going 27).

And it's by one of my favourite bands in the world.

I have been obsessed with them since I don't know, puberty, and I'm still listening to them more than a decade later.  ALL of their songs.  I can't name one song that I don't like and I could listen to them on infinity loop.


It basically feels like an eager beaver virgin who's dying to pop her cherry, and when she does, it is with Ryan Gosling. Explosion.

THAT'S HOW EXCITED I AM!!!

I'm so excited my head feels like it's going to explode.  Like that lucky bitch virgin.

Also, this has to be one of those crazy, spontaneous shit that I do without giving a second thought or to be more precise, think at all.  Like, how I missed my KL bestfriend's wedding date when buying my flight tickets; which I could have gone because it was actually just a day after the concert (sooo sorry Jasmit! I will send you two wedding gifts). And like, how I'm not actually financially equipped for a trip at this moment.  See I'm supposed to go for a shopping trip at Bandung in September; so yeah, I'll probably just be helping my friends carry their shopping bags as I cry inside.  But as for this moment, FUCK Bandung.  I'm going to damage my ears and slide in between sweaty bodies to listen to  F.O.B. play all my favourite songs. Which is the WHOLE album.

Plus I missed their last concert in 2009, and I was there, just 10 minutes of bus ride away from Singapore because I was a broke ass college student.  Do you have any idea how that feels, being so close, yet so far?  Now that I'm making enough money to have debts, I'd be damned if I don't splurge on a once in a life time event even though I can barely afford it.  Fuck savings and the future - I'm living for today.  Carpe diem, bitches - I'm going to a fucking rock concert and it's Fall Out Boy.  SHIT IS THIS REAL LIFE?!

Ok, time to pack my bags.  And no, don't tell me it's still too early to do so.  SO CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THESE GUYS PLAY LIVE.


I might even pee a little.  Or cry.  Or both.  

P.s: If you're a die hard fan, have a pocketful of cash or just willing to sell your kidney, you can purchase your tickets here.  Do let me know if you're going so we can rock out together, doesn't matter if you're creepy and shit, it's F.O.B. baby.