You get fucking wasted.
I'm no exception to this statistic, but when I do party, safety always comes first.
Like, there's always a designated sober driver, or you control your alcohol consumption if you're driving. Don't go walking around alone in a lonely dark alley looking like a hot motherfucker alone, or even with another hot motherfucker. Never accept a drink from a stranger, unless you see it with your own eyes that it came directly from the bartender, you sexy thing. You know, all the stuffs your mom tells you.
Being responsible after partying is as important as during. And it's even harder as you're completely boozed up without any conscience. As for me, no matter how soaked my brain in vodka is, I will practice these three things when I get back home.
I believe that no matter how plastered you are, you will still be able to do something that you intend to if you just focus on the mission. If you fail, then bite on sliced lime. It will definitely sober the fuck you up for a few minutes.
The thing about living with parents is, you can't come home looking like pieces of crap loosely sticking to each other. They might shoot you, thinking you're a drunken hobo breaking in. So like I've mentioned above, if you really want to look sober, you can, with willpower. Only just for a few steps till you reach your room.
My number one most important thing to do after coming back from clubbing is to wash all the gunk out of my face. Even if I'm fucking smashed and I'm crawling on my knees. Ladies, do not ever, ever sleep with makeup on. You WILL look like a toad the next morning.
In conclusion, this is what I would like to call good after-clubbing habits. If you wanna party, party responsibly.
The only sucky thing after doing all this is when I finally go to bed with my head spinning.
ALL THE EFFING TIME.
So, what are other good after clubbing habits that you practise?