First of all, some people might think I'm cruel (uh, hello, read title of the blog), and that if the victim of a published bad essay read out loud stumbles upon this, he or she will be scarred for life.
Well that's what I'm aiming for.
They need to know what an abomination their English is and this will give them a whiplash motivation to learn and just listen to the things that I say in class over and fucking over again.
And there are those who might think that I'm just shooting myself in the foot as it clearly shows how I have failed as an English teacher.
Yes, I am shooting myself in the foot. I have failed and now I'm making fun of my failure.
It beats being depressed and looking at job vacancies in newspapers.
So I present to you, another bad essay from the second term exams, read in a dramatic way (or that's how I think it's done). Enjoy!