You don't have to deal with sexually active, baby-aborting, pregnant teenage pub girls.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Which now begs the question, what is the role of the class teacher here?
One, do we confront and advice them? In which they'd definitely don't give a shit 'coz sex is awesome, abortion is not murder and working at a pub brings in a lot of dough.
Two, do we tell the higher authorities and parents? In which was done a gazillion times, and motivational camps ain't gonna cut it.
Or three, do we just ignore the issue? As they are pretty incorrigible. Plus, their parents probably don't give a shit either, so why should we?
I'd like to do option 3 so bad it hurts, but I know there'd be foetus blood on my hands should anything happen. Yeah, the years of conditioning towards being a role model when studying in a teacher training college actually worked, those mind game playing bastards.
Some advised that I do option number 2. But then again, I feel like it would amount to nothing. They'd probably just tell me to let their parents handle them. And look where their kids at. Not passing any judgment though.
Then there's option numero uno. Ugh, do I have to? I'm too young to be a mom and talk about the birds and the bees. It's not like they're gonna stop humping anyway. Unless I show them grotesque videos of abortions and pictures of rotting vaginas. Hm, now that's a thought to consider.
Oh yeah, being a teacher is a damn breeze.
So, what would you do?