If I have to go through hell marking papers, I'd better make something out of it like oh I don't know, higher blog traffic?
For every English language exam, students have to write two essays. The first section is called Direction Writing as students are provided with guidelines. The second section is called Continuous Writing - where ideas are conjured by students themselves.
In this series, I will read two essays from the same kid. For the first section (Directed Writing), note that when you hear almost perfect sentence/comprehensible vocabulary, it means it came from the guideline. You'll know it when you see it.
So ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Derp's essays, who is actually a great sport and a funny kid in class. Too bad his English is equally hilariously atrocious too.
In case you don't believe me.
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I think I look forward to marking horrible essays from now on. :D
P/s: In case you missed my last series ('coz you know, I think the world revolves around me):