Apparently, according to the latest news, the Poco Poco dance originating from fuckidontcarewhere is very "Christian". How come we didn't know that?! I would like to say a big THANK YOU to the Perak Jawatankuasa Fatwa for enlighting us with such wonderful news! Though now we can no longer do that dancerobic with our Muslim friends as it is now 'haram' for them, we are nevertheless ECSTATIC now that we Christians can call that dance OUR OWN! YAY!
Thank you for showing us blind Christians the light! Now that we know that this dance is "Christian", can you imagine how MUCH we have sinned for NOT incorporating this Poco Poco in our Sunday Masses and prayer rituals? Why didn't they taught this in Sunday School? And oh the Bible! How can they NOT mention about it?! Or maybe I should read the Bible more! So once again, I would like to thank the people who made it possible for us Christians to stake a claim on this holy dance! *touched*
So remember brother and sisters in Christ, whenever we want to worship Jesus/read the bible/receive the holy communion/pray for something, don't forget to get your Poco Poco on with the Lord!