Friday, April 8, 2011

How To Take Epic Photos When Going Out Demonstrating

You know our government's pretty fucked up, right? We got sex tapes, 'suicides', male chauvinist pigs, blind moral guides, racists and many more.

But when push comes to shove, we might need to go on demonstrations someday.  Like Egypt.  Though, I guess we are still too much of a coward to go stand for our rights.  Or rather, we fear of being tear-gassed and locked up.  'Coz you know, even the most peaceful candle light vigil protest is considred a 'threat to national security.'

BUT.  If someday we do plan to go on a protest, we gotta look EPIC, right?  Let's see what we can learn from our fellow humans who did just that.

My mama can definitely beat yo' mama's ass

Always remember to come prepared

The police will definitely steer away from you

Kick a bomb or two

Stand in the most dramatic way possible - fires, flames and of course, wear a scarf.

Surf on the sea of police like in a rock concert!

Bring a cow? WHY NOT?!

But this has to be THE. MOST. EPIC. PHOTO. EVER.  Just look at how many fucks he gives.  NONE.

Do a Superman stand, accept the water blast, and look like you're gonna beat the crap out of them for making your favourite sweater your grandmama knit for you wet.

I can assure you that these photos are legit, and you can read their full epic story here.

Or, we can just do our part and let our voice be heard.  

Register as a voter today.  Let's give a fuck to our beloved country Malaysia.


Phoebe said...

I looooove the last one... i really did feel like he was pissed because they made his sweater wet (one made by his beloved nana some more)... Bahahahaha... Also the 'rock star'...

gunsirit said...

We will I reckon, one of these go to the streets to fight for our rights..

Santafire said...

register in spr. check.
camera. check.
scarf. check.
now to find explosion.

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Phy: ME TOO! his face is just - you can't put a price on that!

Gunsirit: We gon' wait for the worst to come huh...

Santafire: LOL! May I suggest our very own bakakuk? :D

frisco daniel said...

Oh my, I hope I don't need to go through such riots here.. but when it is needed, it has to be shown.. for the sake..

Well,atleast things are still okaaay here... but the photojournalism is definitely hilarious yet meaningful (for some).. thanks for sharing!

zewt said...

are you going back to sarawak to vote? hope so...

your last sentence is epic.

Amanda Christine Wong said...

friscodaniel: i love the last photo the most...hehe.btw,let's hope we don't have to go there someday...u're welcome! :D

zewt: sabah, zewt. yeah, im back home already so yup, i can finally do my duties. and thanks! dont know how else to say to convince people :D

Sabahan Bloggers Club said...

Lovely photos.
I think you need to take a lots of photos to make sure you don't missed that beautiful one. Thats the recipe.

Amanda Christine Wong said...

SBC: yeah, n u gotta be real lucky too