Saturday, February 5, 2011

Retarded Pictures Gallery. Hope You're Not In It. Kinda.


Remember the time when people take photos, they do a simple action called smiling?

I guess our younger generation just don't know shit about smiling.

Or they'd rather take photos looking like retards.

I am in no way demeaning mentally disabled people.  I think you guys are true rockstars who will definitely have a place in heaven.

I'm just demeaning those who like to pose like one.

If your photo is listed, I'm sorry.

Sorry for the people who have to endure horridness everytime they see your photo.

I present to you, The House of Distorted Face Horror:



















Wow, bleeds my eyes everytime!  And yep, that's my retarded brother.  He was warned.

But no, like seriously, what happened to smiling like this? 


Did that 'trend' got wiped out when the pigs started sneezing ?  Or did they actually looked up my tutorial on how to look cute in social networking profile pictures? If they did, I'm partly blame for this jaw muscle spasm trend.

Let me know if you agree with me.  Or am I just being a prick for scouting actually-cute photos that I biasly think are ugly to put on this post for my evil sadistic satisfaction because I was an ugly child growing up unlike these pretty teenagers.

'Coz I really don't see how this photo could be appealing to the eyes.


Sorry you had to see that.

37 comments:

Rungitom said...

Noobs on Facebook. I lold hard on the last picture. They should ask themselves again, why did they have a Facebook profile for?

.f.ezra talks crap. said...

you made my day! hahahahahah
The last picture just made my day:)

emelda said...

ahhahahahahaha.... the last pic just made me laugh out loud! Eh one of the photo kinda scary la.. the one in purple top...

ara said...

ahahahahahaha..i agree with u on this !! why oh why ?

Asrih Arif said...

ugly is the 'currrent' thAng...

GladysDavid said...

LOL.
And you actually put you bro's pic among the retards.

I'm guessing they're trying too hard to be cute they ended up looking like they're having constipation.

Santafire said...

well actually, some of us in this comments CURRENTLY have no smiling profile but talking like only these kids have issues.

ugly camwhore pics don't bother me at all. It's a neverending entertainment.

Last pic was epic XD

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Rungitom: To show that they look much 'prettier' than in real life perhaps.

.f.ezra talks crap.: hehe.you're welcome!

emelda: ya! mcm hantu kan? haha

ara: i dont know!

Asrih: tyra banks would agree huh...

GladysDavid: constipation! that's the word i was looking for!

Santafire: yeah, i'd be lying if i dont have unsmiling pics. heh.

sHeiLa said...

hahahahhahahaaa..i do feel whenever those people took their pictures with this kind of 'smile and pose', they are just look the same. I just cannot differentiate their faces anymore..

it's Kawaiiii ba kunun-kunun tu manda, forgive them :P they grow up with kawaiiiii's era ..haha

Amanda Christine Wong said...

sheila: betul tu! i thought i ada tercopy double ni, coz sama ja...ya la..nanti dorang besar pandai malu jg tu...hehe

Sabahan Bloggers Club said...

Hahahahahahaha....
All this kids are spoil already inclusing your brother. Ni kami panggil muka nak terberak....

Amanda Christine Wong said...

SBC: totally! my lil bro is an embarrassment T_T

chegu carol said...

now, now.. let us be in their shoes for a while...if these thing called FB, cell phone with camera equipped and kawai trend made famous by the Japs/Koreans exist during our teenage years..we could be in one of those photos you posted. masih muda ma...asal trend ikut saja hahaha...

but.

thank God we weren't.
bidah eh ni budak2 skarang punya gaya begambar ni!

kasi chan durang feel good about themselves now and suffer the embarrassment later in life LOL! that's how life cycle is.

Amanda Christine Wong said...

carol: exactly! like how are we so proud with our pony tails tapi bersesungut gantung2 as a our fringe...the horror!

gunsirit said...

Gosh! how lucky am i not to be listed in those photos..ahahaha.

Amanda Christine Wong said...

gunsirit: maybe when u draw a comic with that face, you will :D

Joan said...

duck face pose, i wanna poo-poo face pose, hahaha, you name it.

its all in the name of being CUTE..hahaha..

what a futile attempt in the end cos they look like retards.

nice post on this amanda..*high five*!

ALTing said...

W...T...F!!!

Mimi said...

LOL! LOL! LOL! Manda, you realized ka these kids actually tried to look "cute"? But I can't understand the crying gusuk2 mata! Hahahaha

TheWanderingSumandak...... said...

LOL! i absolutely love the last pic. Your originality seems to be still preserved beneath that 'constipated contortion' face..heeeeee

Amanda Christine Wong said...

joan: *return high five* but i dont think they realised they look horrible...kesian.

Alvin: right?

Mimi: memang! if u goodle 'cute asian poses' ada tu yg nangis gusuk mata! wtf!

Ennie: hehe...tapi 'fail' ni bagi tu budak2...haha

Miss Sylan said...

hahahahahah!!!! betul betul.. sakit mata oo.. ada lagi trend budak2 skrang kalo post/comment ejaan yang bukan2.. 'burink, monink,dya (dia), aq (aku). sakit mata mau eja~ -_-!! swt..
tapi paling menang juga la gambar yang paling last.. LOL moment.. hihihi

Rungitom said...

@TheWanderingSumandak: LOL! "constipated contortion"

Uncle Lee said...

Holy Smoke! Glad I have retired from the dating scene, ha ha....
Looks like that can easily make a man think about being a novice monk in Bangkok, ha ha ha.
Love your humour, Amanda.
Have a nice day.
Lee.

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Miss Sylan: hehe..that's a great idea! susah ba mau baca kan...nanti sy p cari...muahaha

Uncle Lee: really Uncle Lee!

Eric Constantine said...

hahaha...gambar yg paling bawah juga menang academy award kama ni.

biasalah, dorang malu2 mau senyum, aiso gigi bah tu.

Amanda Christine Wong said...

eric: LOL. buruk gigi!

Lizeewong said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So annoying oh the photos. The mingkikiut pose with pouty lips tu yg I cannot stand!

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Lizee: i know right?! seriously!

Vienne said...

yeah..i just dont understand what are their expression means...retarded it is the right words...LOL..good onw

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Vienne: Or, constipation face as the other readers noted. hehe. thanks for dropping by! :D

anis said...

excuse me? one of your picture here represent my BEST FRIEND.i know, you've apologize on your post for posting their pictures BUT, here's what i think. it is not wrong to talk about this topic, BUT, you DON'T have the rights to post pictures of people who you don't even know and this post may humiliate them. you should've asked for permission first. i think, you should delete this post 'cause things like this could be taken to court for shame sue.

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Anis: First of all, thanks for dropping by! And thanks for enlightening me with that fact. I guess I got too distracted with the photos that I forgot to ask for permission. You know how it is when we're in a writing frenzy. I can see that in the writing of your blog too.

Okay, hows about you tell me which is your bestfriend so I can remove her photo? Though I think if she's a confident cool person, she wouldn't mind the publicity, after telling me to fuck off, that is. I mean like, that's probably her best pose, right? But since you are a very caring and concerning friend, I'd remove it, because I respect that quality of yours. SRSLY. You know, it's really hard to find good friends nowadays. She's lucky to have you. So I'll be waiting for your reply then.

P/S: You gotta admit it though, this post would be pretty hilarious if your friend wasn't in it :D

anis said...

i think you know who she is.. Velannie? and yes, this post is hilarious actually. some of the pictures here is somewhat a girl that i dislike and i agree with some of your statement. and thanks for em~ reading my blog? yeah~

Amanda Christine Wong said...

anis: oh, my cuzzie! right, will remove it asap. btw, pls tell her that she is already beautiful, n she doesnt have to do those kinda faces. only ugly chicks are allowed to do that to trick people into thinking they are cute.

glorialupang said...

i just saw this post... wakakaka....the last pic was awesome!!!!

Amanda Christine Wong said...

paling manang la jg tu kan...heheh