Sunday, November 14, 2010

LOLessay


LOLcats.

I believe they have taken over the internet and I am convinced they would eradicate our English language as I have mentioned before.


I am finally done with marking my students paper.  And it amazes me how I did it.

But thanks to 200 hundred essays of incorrigible English, nasty, big ass zits are multiplying on my forehead.  My student even had the cheek to say to my face, "My, what big zits you have, teacher!"

FML.

So what do these LOLcats have in common with my students' essay?

Watch this vid to find out.



Now you know the shit I've to go through and how much damage I need to fix.

To any of my students reading this post, please improve your English or you will suffer my wickedness on the internet.


I hate you.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amanda, you are so funny...I really laugh while watching it...I guess the student really trying and with a little guide from you, she can do better :)


acun

Kelvin said...

Lol, their england beli the powderful.

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Acun: haha. i doubt so though.

Kelvin: awesome isn't it. T_T

Memer said...

OMG! I laughed non stop while watching this vid. It's hysterical.
Couldn't imagine how you could control yourself from laughing when reading this.
Nevertheless, this student did try his best and I must say it's a good attempt. Full mark for effort,of course! :)

Lizeewong said...

LOL!! Manda, that's insanely hilarious and...hold on...Let me wipe this little tear from my eye. Ahh..so funny...am still smiling...

I love your expression. That's EXACTLY how I feel when I read my students' essay - the astrocious ones I mean. My students have the same writing style and yeah it's a pain.

once again, love the vid.

chegu carol said...

LOL!LOL! LOL! OMGGGGGGGG!!!
Punya lah.... tapikan, buli tahan juga lah student ko, at least ada juga bombastic words ni dia pakai. I wonder with such bad grammar, pa mcm dia buli ingat semua tu vocab yg cantik2...truant...wahahaha...

like i said again in previous comment, im so fortunate i dont have to mark essays. ;)

sHeiLa said...

hahahaaa..sa suka ur expression!

i can fully imagine how u bekerut2 membaca for the 1st time kan? :P

Santafire said...

Lolcat is amused XD

Jasmit Kaur said...
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Jasmit Kaur said...

hahaha...Manda, u gave 24 /35 for that....so good of u....thats the essay question from Kementerian Pelajaran Sabah rite? u must see my students essay for that same topic...nobody got 24

Mrs Graig_Kenny said...

Hahaha..nasib baik sa bukan cigu bah..good one and u nailed it this time with the vid!!

geronggang said...

World Taekwondo Federation (WTF) miahahahaha

Phoebe said...

Manda, I laughed at your expression as much as I laughed at your LOLspeak student's work of art.. Hahaha...

I feel for you girl, I really do. I do feel concern however with the level of english. Form brapa juga tu student tu?

Sporadic Blogger said...

hahax..gosh~ being teacher,thats the implication?me,so not gonna like it wen im out in skol..:( btw,the essay...yea..funny!

Asrih Arif said...

as much as I'm enjoying the video... the essay pretty much reminds me of me back then... Keningau bah tu for god sake... hihihi those from low and middle class family.. English is strange to them (me included)..

It concerns me quite significantly about the proficiency of our students when it comes to writing English essays.. it's not only the language and grammar... but the content is totally out of the world... best of luck manda in helping the kids out...

ps: The video is a GENIUS!

Lizeewong said...

*atrocious* sorry for the typo error ah Cikgu Manda :P

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Memer: It gives me a headache! not humor :/

Lizee: hehehe...i seriously DON'T KNOW what to do! T_T. Typo correction notes :D

Carol: unfortunately, all those 'big' words - truant,inappropriately- are all from the question. so yeah :/

Sheila: exactly! mcm sy mau kasi kuyak ja! aaargh

santafire: i bet it is :/

Jasmit: yeah. but that's for the content only...i got worse, but this is the most funniest one when read outloud. haha

Mrs Graig Kenny: omg, u have no idea! thanks btw...kekeke

geronggang: no, it's what the fuck.

Phy: oh gosh phy, form 4 ba tu. form 4! and im taking them for spm next year. matai na.

sporadic blogger: one i have to deal with everyday..waaa....

Asrih: yeah, how did you get good? maybe u can give me tips on what ur teacher did to make u an ace writer. or at least to make them pass english. btw, thank my student for my genius :D

chris federick said...

boleh mati haha... Guess I wills a headache too when starts a teaching your alls lols.

Amanda Christine Wong said...

chris: uhuh. be verys afraid.

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Momo said...

I don't know which is worse,

The fact that I am actually impressed by him/her writing...

or

The fact that I understand what he/she was trying to say.

*shudder*

Amanda Christine Wong said...

WSB: okays!

mazeermohamad: thanks! okay!

Momo: you've been a teacher for more than a year now, u should be able to decipher retarded essays XD

frisco said...

Hahahahahahahhahaa,... amatukoi... this kid is really, but don't scold your students you know.. they are learning and trying their best (perhaps) to learn... so... do encourage them (and yourself for survival) a lot... haha

Amanda Christine Wong said...

frisco: hey there! thanks for dropping by. oh yeah, i have A LOT of work to get done! sigh.