Monday, February 22, 2010

Amanda's First Day of School (as a fucking teacher)


  1. Woke up at five in the morning.
  2. Went to school at 6.30 a.m. It was fucking dark as night.
  3. Reached school, the school didn't know we were coming. We didn't know what to do, they didn't know what to do.
  4. So we were just asked to attend their morning assembly. We sat on stage. Teachers seat on stage. We're like fucking teachers who can seat on stage during assembly.
  5. We were lost sheeps being thrown to even lost shepherds.
  6. We now have to wake up at five in the morning. Every effing week day.
  7. Our timetable was a freakin' mess till one hour before school ends.
  8. And school ends at 2.30 p.m. It's a two session school for God's sake.
  9. Students greet me "Selamat pagi cikgu!"
  10. *shuddered*
  11. Students great me "Assalamulaikum cikgu!"
  12. *...fuck*

It was unreal.

16 comments:

Jeremy Wong said...

A'kum cikgu...cikgu, sya mau p toilet. cikgu, homework sya tertinggal di rumah. cikgu, si anu tidak dapat pi sikul, dia bilang dia sakit perut.cikgu, si anu pukul sya. cikgu cikgu cikgu cikgu CIIIIKGGGUUUUU!!!! Wake up in the morning in every single working day of your life going to school...the pay is um....worth it? hahaha.... you'll get use to it...soon you will feel numb...and empty...hahaha...good luck, don't let mum see ur blog...

Santafire said...

ui, diam, cigu datang suda!

ALTing said...

if any of your students ever find out about your blog, that would be the best time for to photograph you with a freaked out face... muuahahahahaah!!!!

sHeiLa said...

ni belum teaching lagi manda..hehehe

ok ba tu :)

have fun with the kids..

Master Mervyn said...

Believe me Amanda, you'll enjoy each and every day of it hehehehehe. Happy Teachin' Cikgu =D

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Jeremy: Numb and empty huh? THANKS A LOT BROTHER.

Santafire: yeaah..;p

AL Ting: haha...mati!

sHeiLa: yaa...the scarier part has yet to come!

Master Mervyn: I hope I have the same vigor as you!

zewt said...

seeeelamat
seeeejahtera
Cikgu

Hunky said...

haha, ur title got me laughing my ass off already..

Good luck! I'm sure u'll do great..
And please try not to corrupt schoolkids.. =P

Bangun! Terima kasih cikgu!
hahaha

Rungitom said...

Becoming a teacher... Its not really bad. Take your time to blend in.

MeMeR said...

Make it real!!

Amanda Christine Wong said...

zewt: ok, boleh duduk :P

Hunky: hehe...they sent the wrong person to school >:)

Rungitom: It feels like a month already :/

MeMer: gonna try babe

Gladys David said...

Cikgu, si (insert any name here) terkancing!!

Wiskies said...

back to school. your post reminded me my old days in school.. ^_^

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Gladys David: kasi biar dia. hah.

Wiskies: I wish it was that way for me :/

zewt said...

teeerima kaaasih, cikgu...

Anonymous said...

You swear a lot for a teacher.