Not me being a smart ass to explain to you why.
'Coz I don't put my boyfriend's I.C. photo in my wallet. (sorry, babe - it's not like I don't love you less than those who do it)
'Coz I don't understand why they do so.
Really, why do they do that?
Do you put your boyfriend's/girlfriend's/husband's/wife's/lover's/fuckbuddy's/crush's identification card photo in your wallet?
Yeah, so you wanna see your lover's face every time you wanna pay for your groceries.
And yeah, so you want him/her to be close to your heart. To be more precise - close to your armpits (girls) and close to your butt (guys).
But why must it be a fucking formal photo of him/her?
Why can't it be a picture of him/her camwhoring, or a cut out of said partner taking a picture in front of the Sepilok Orang Utan Sanctuary signboard, smiling earnestly and wearing casual clothes?
Why must you have your partner's rigid face in your wallet?
There are only two reasons I can think of for this befuddling act:
- In case you forgot your I.C. on a girls' night out, and you are suspected of being a prostitute from China working here illegally, you can show them that you are at least married to a Malaysian by showing your 'husband''s IC blue-background photo.
- Upon opening your wallet to pay for your RM300 sport shoes that you think is totally-rad-and-only-wear-it-when-your-three-other-new-sport-shoes-becomes-unwearable, looking at your girlfriend's unsmiling, rigid face reminds you that you're suppose to use that money to get her some Carlo Rinos to make up for calling her 'curvy'.
If you are carrying your partner's IC photo in your wallet and not your average fun day, casual kind of photo, what are YOUR reasons for doing so?