- You fucking owe them money.
- You're serving time in jail.
- There's been an identity theft. Either you have been theft or, you are the thief.
- You suddenly made RM500k in an hour from your newfangled internet investment scam.
Clean. Just a little bit of profanities here and there. And too much Farmville.
Then I see no reason why our 7th semester's RM4.2K allowance has been frozen.
Sorry, my bad. I should've mentioned. BSN and Bahagian Pendidikan Guru's hands are clean.
They delivered the money, as promised in our 6 years course agreement.
The almighty powerful beings up there probably fell asleep on the job and couldn't bank in our rightfully owned money. Hey wait, they did give all the courses their allowances. Except for the TESL group though. I guess they fell asleep after banking in everyone else's money.
Oh wait, I forgot. Jeez, how could I forget that there was a reason for freezing only the TESL group's allowance?
Your whole semester's allowance will be frozen until we've decided whether you are eligible or not to claim your so-called mini research paper that is worth RM300. Until then, you may continue eating recycled paper as RM630 000 worth of 150 students' allowance swim in our account. In the meantime, this admin building looks like it is in need of new paint, no? And ooh, let's make more unnecessary bus stands...
And the oppression and discrimination towards TESLians just got ten levels higher.
It was low enough when you check on our attendance every Monday assembly and leave the other courses unchecked because their records are immaculate and because we are just too awesome for your liking.
But freezing our allowance and robbing us from our basic fucking right as scholarship students - now that's sub zero low.