Saturday, January 9, 2010

5 More Cute-Proof Poses For Your Facebook (And Your Friendster If You're Still On it. Seriously, Why Are You Still On It?!)

For those who have read my previous post on how to achieve deceivingly cute poses, and have tried it and now have about 1400 unknown friends on your Facebook, CONGRATS!

And for those who have tried it but failed to attract even the weirdest people on earth, fret not my failed friend.

I'm here to guide you on how to strike five more different cute poses!

1. The No-Lips Pose:

- Open your eyes as big as possible.
- Draw your eyebrows together to achieve a 'worried' face.
- Folds both your upper and lower lips in to create an illusion of being born without lips.

2. The Claw Pose:

- Open your eyes as big as possible.
- Remember the teach on The Horizontal Peace Sign Pose? It is similar. However, you need to hold your peace sign vertically, and crook it down. It must look like a 'claw'.
- Place it adjacent to your face.
- If you are not able to achieve the 'claw' by doing so, you may use your whole hand.
- Spread all your fingers and place your hand adjacent to your face.
- Now crook all your fingers down.
- Refer to Lady Gaga's Bad Romace video clip for more help on achieving 'the claw' for this pose.

3. The Duck Face Pose:

- Open yours eyes as big as possible.
- Tilt your head down a little bit.
- Tilt your head to the side.
- Push your lips outward so that it would look like a duck's bill.

4. The Joker On Botox Pose:

- This is a slightly difficult pose to pull.
- You'd need a small dose of Botox for this pose.
- Nah I'm kidding. Kinda.
- Contract your lower lips as far back as you can, inwards your cheeks.
- If your lower teeth can be seen, and your chin is slightly crinkled, you are on the right track.
- You may open your eyes as big as possible.
- You may also combine The Claw Pose or The Horizontal Peace Sign Pose with this look.

5. The Sunnies Pose:

- This is the easiest pose to strike.
- Just wear a pair of sunglasses and you're done.
- Make sure the sunglasses is huge enough to cover about one third of your face. This is to create an illusion that you are ten times cuter than you actually are; as people can't see how you actually look like.
- You may also combine The Claw Pose or The Horizontal Peace Sign Pose with this look.

**Hot tip: Having overly drawn eye-liners, huge incredibly fake false eyelashes and pink blushers that doesn't suit your skin tone will make you look oh-so-kawaii!

And there you have it! Good luck my previously failed friend! Hopefully this guide will help you make more unnecessary friends on Facebook!


MeMeR said...

Not again, but i kinda like the 3rd one,minus the pouched lips,hehe

♥ AnnieMing ♥ said...

hahahaa.. typical poses of my 17-years old bro's gurlfriends in FB..

Joan said...


I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, all my students have this kind of pose in their profiles..

Kesemua jenis posing ini harus dibukukan!

Amanda Christine Wong said...

MeMer: Like you don't know me :D. mana jadi kalo takde pouched lips...ape la... ;p

AnnieMing: Likewise my 16 year old brother. syok o mau bakar dorang. haha.

Joan: joan, let's write a book :D

Jessica_Lyne said...

hahahahahahaha! I'm a big fan of this series. keep them coming girl!

Kelvin said...

I like the 2nd one, meow~

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Jessica_Lyne: hehehe...when i start having students in my facebook i'll get more ideas :D

Kelvin: rawr!

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sHeiLa said...

kekekekeee..ya ooooo..

i like ur hot tip! will try if got a chance..miahahahhaaa,(bila lagi mo trip kawaaiiii sendri2 ni) :P

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Chego Carol: :D

Sheila: hahaha....kasi kalah tu budak2 skolah...

Phoebe said...

I dont know where you get these ideas for you post. I love it!! It had me laughing from start to finish... Hahaha...

Yen said...

that's cute :)

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Yen: lolz

Ibrahim Ismail said...

aha sexy

Amanda Christine Wong said...

ibrahim sexy: u dont say...