Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Santa Claus is a Pedophile! You've been warned!


Don't believe me? It's all in the lyrics.

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list

And checking it twice;

Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice

Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good

So be good for goodness sake!

O! You better watch out!

You better not cry

Better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town




Creepiness aside, I want to wish everyone a very merry Christmas. And if you see a man dressing up like Santa and he gives you a few candies, do not hesitate to let a stray animal to give it a try first before popping those potentially drugged sweets into your mouth. You can never be sure. Be safe this Christmas people - a whole new year is waiting for you :)

6 comments:

Melancholic Fool said...

1st you destroy disney...
now u set out for santa...

even when i dont celebrate christmas... i just wanna say one thing...

amanda has now turned into the official children's dreams killer...

happy christmas my friend...


(lol)

Kelvin said...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha nice one Amanda!

Daniel Chiam said...

You really lived up to your wickedness! thumps up!

zewt said...

arent we glad that santa is make belief then? :)

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Melancholic Fool: Hm, I kinda am, huh? My bad! :D. thanks for the wish man!

Kelvin: :D

Daniel Chiam: That's what I do best :D

Zewt: omaigot, yes!

DierdreTheseira said...

"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake.."

Edward Cullen? Hahahhaa..