So, how do we piss off our lecturer/teacher in a civilised manner when they start scolding us?
- Don't rebut, just smile as sickly sweet as possible, and tune him/her out.
- Upon smiling, raise your eyebrows the whole time to show that you have no hard feelings and have no intentions at all to scratch his or her car. Hold that thought.
- If you can't smile to the bitch in front of you, just nod your head, and say "Forgive me Sir/Madam" profusely. Every time he or she pauses to collect her arsenal of thoughts and words.
- Act dumb/retarded. Like, you just don't know why you can't stop talking in class. It's a biological, pathological problem and you need help with it.
- Act as if your so guilty, you have peed your pants. You'll be let off the hook as their sadism is satisfied.
See? No violence and bedlam needed.
Just beautiful, beautiful sarcasm.