The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.
"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.
"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
First of all...WHY?!
Didn't he have enough money to pay a professional doctor to do it using professional circumsizing tools?
Was he promised kinky hot sex if only he was circumsized, hence immediately rummaged his sister's/girlfriend's/mother's manicure bag?
Did he have an epiphany that life is too short to not be reckless and live crazy for once, hence circumcizing himself with a nail clipper coz it would definitely top bungee jumping or jumping off a plane?
I'd destroy and melt down that tainted, corrupted, impure nail clipper and bury it deep down in the cold earth so that it won't ever see the sun ever again - if I was the owner.
The poor little nail clipper had seen too much.