Wednesday, July 1, 2009

"Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision "


A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.

The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

- Telegraph.co.uk

First of all...WHY?!

Secondly...WHY?!

Thirdly...DUMBASS!

Didn't he have enough money to pay a professional doctor to do it using professional circumsizing tools?

Was he promised kinky hot sex if only he was circumsized, hence immediately rummaged his sister's/girlfriend's/mother's manicure bag?

Did he have an epiphany that life is too short to not be reckless and live crazy for once, hence circumcizing himself with a nail clipper coz it would definitely top bungee jumping or jumping off a plane?

I'd destroy and melt down that tainted, corrupted, impure nail clipper and bury it deep down in the cold earth so that it won't ever see the sun ever again - if I was the owner.

The poor little nail clipper had seen too much.

13 comments:

Joan said...

that is a total OMG.. buduh la bah tu urang :)

deeyah said...

he must had gone mad... kesian that nail clipper... if i were the doctor.. sure i xlayan... huh...

kei-1 said...

i can only LOL

♥ AnnieMing ♥ said...

o0o0hhhhhh~ gossshhhhhhh~~

mana pigi otak diaa?

Dierdre said...

aw aw aw. x_X.

Cynth Dorhat said...

RIP Mr. Dick

Amanda Christine Wong said...

Crazy huh...and OUCH!

norbahira said...

die cicumsize pakai nail clipper because circumcision is very expensive in London. i think la..because my cousin fly all the way back here to get his son circumsized as the in London it'll cost him 2000 pounds to get a circumcision for his son..

btw, have u eveeer wondered why it is called circumcision???? i think it has something to do with the word circumference...again, i think la...

chegu carol said...

desperado berabis.

Melancholic Fool said...

adui... berderau darah aku membaca....

ALTing said...

sia tinguk tu nail clipper pun macam tidak muat mulut dia mau kasi masuk the kulit ooo... adeeeiiii.... ngilu trus sia rasa ooo... hehehehehe....

Amanda Christine Wong said...

bahira: 2000 pounds? no wonder! but still stupid!

carol: tia tau desperate apa...haha

Azhar: you'll never look at a nail clipper the same way again...

Alvin: mesti ko berkapit ni kan while reading..hehe

Joel said...

Wanting to get circumcised at ALL makes a person crazy.

At least he did it to himself though... which is a little more respectable than someone inflicting such a permanent and damaging procedure on the genitals of an infant.